{"id":887,"date":"2017-08-01T16:02:17","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T15:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/?p=887"},"modified":"2025-10-30T11:52:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T11:52:21","slug":"01-08-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/?p=887","title":{"rendered":"Forgetful"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-887-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/acre-of-base-i-cant-remember-what-i-was-going-to-say.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/acre-of-base-i-cant-remember-what-i-was-going-to-say.mp3\">http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/acre-of-base-i-cant-remember-what-i-was-going-to-say.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I&#8217;d forget my head if it was loose \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Honestly, I&#8217;d forget my head if it was loose \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1166,"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions\/1166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mouthmeltdown.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}